why am i still a virgin????

obviously not by choice! gaybe(typo not edited) because i didn't get the chance. The upside is that i'm only 30 of which first 18 years were spent tying my brothers shoes. Why? you would ask did I have to do tie his shoe laces. Obviously you didn't have a rottweiler for an elder brother.Actually all elder brothers are rottweilers. Well not all, as some rottweilers are sisters. And moreover the brother didn't own slippers. Actually he owned a pair, but the rottweiler chewed them off. Latter rottweiler being our pet and the former being the dog who wasn't our pet
And while you are at asking questions, you'd ask me the advantages of blogging. Well for starters is the inevitability of learning spellings like 'rottweiler'. I also learnt the spelling for 'virgin', so now i can proudly write that i'm a literate virgin! One more major advantage would be that millions of lovely women(girls are illegal) would know that the mojo man is in the market to devirginise himself! so what if the chance is one in a million, its still a chance!
I think this piece is going nowhere, when i started writing i thought sex as a motif was a sureshot winner. But there are no raunchy scenes here, no skinny dipping, just amorous public declarations of a beer bellied fat old literate virgin. So let me tell you a funny joke instead which I thought of through my brothers mind. How far can a emu( a flightless bird, i presume) fly?Answer - depends where the plane is headed! HAHA Rottweilers are funny dogs!

I think i should buy me a motorcycle!I don't mean that i'm going to have sex with the motorcycle, but maybe girls will mistake me for Marlon Brando and then I could improve my chances. And if that doesnt work atleast i can ride the motorcycle to cool places and see the world instead!Heck i already own a motorcycle and since i'm a self styled au fait in motorcycles(hope my mechanice isn't reading this) i'm going to have sex with the motorcycle, err i mean my motorcycle is a virgin who' s name is rottweiler............shit this is bad weed!wicked leaf!!let me listen to ozzy scaring cows instead